jinn0uchi:

dendropsyche:

OKAY so i just saw the most ridiculous thing at the store today

so we come across this thing

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and we discover you can turn it inside out and

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ITS HELLO KITTY I’Mimage

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HSE’S EVEN GOT HER OWN LITTLE CHICKEN DRUMSTICK IM SO DONE

why the fuck

(via veeisnotwalters)

jenawithonen:

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

(via singingpsalmsunceasingly)

powertothenerd:

wall-to-wall-shezza:

Best line in BBC history

holy hell doctor

(Source: chantdownbabylon, via see-you-in-purgatory)

mysharona1987:

And all the real ghosts got offended because they’d never actually scream “WOOOOOOOH” at anyone. It’s an offensive stereotype.

mysharona1987:

And all the real ghosts got offended because they’d never actually scream “WOOOOOOOH” at anyone. It’s an offensive stereotype.

(via carryonyoungwarlock)

Inbox a number~?

1. What is your best friend's name?
2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
3. What are you listening to right now?
4. What's your favorite number?
5. What was the last thing you ate?
6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?
7. How is the weather right now?
8. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?
10. Do you have a significant other?
11. Favorite TV show?
12. Siblings?
13. Height?
14. Hair color?
15. Eye color?
16. Do you wear contacts?
17. Favorite Holiday?
18. Month?
19. Last time you cried?
20. What was the last movie you watched?
21. Favorite day of the year?
22. Are you too shy to ask someone out?
23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)?
24. Hugs or Kisses?
25. Chocolate or Vanilla?
26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?
27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you?
28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you?
29. What books are you reading?
30. Piercings?
31. Favorite movies?
32. Favorite football Team?
33. What are you doing right now?
34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
37. Dogs or cats?
38. Favorite flower?
39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?
40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex?
41. Have you ever loved someone?
42. Who would you like to see right now?
43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten?
44. Have you ever fired a gun?
45. Do you like to travel by plane?
46. Right-handed or Left-handed?
47. How many pillows do you sleep with?
48. Are you missing someone?
49. Do you have a tattoo?
50. Favorite blog you follow?

1atula:

1atula:

1atula:

guys im going to cr y

my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla

my parents got me the license plate icarla

i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country

GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME

MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT

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GUYS

(Source: feaqu, via shipeveryonewithsomeone)

"talk about" rather than "ask me"

1: Talk about the first time you watched your favorite movie.
2: Talk about your first kiss.
3: Talk about the person you've had the most intense romantic feelings for.
4: Talk about the thing you regret most so far.
5: Talk about the best birthday you've had.
6: Talk about the worst birthday you've had.
7: Talk about your biggest insecurity.
8: Talk about the thing you are most proud of.
9: Talk about little things on your body that you like the most.
10: Talk about the biggest fight you've ever had.
11: Talk about the best dream you've ever had.
12: Talk about the worst dream you've ever had.
13: Talk about the first time you had sex/how you imagine your first time.
14: Talk about a vacation.
15: Talk about the time you were most content in life.
16: Talk about the best party you've ever been to.
17: Talk about someone you want to be friends with.
18: Talk about something that happened in elementary school.
19: Talk about something that happened in middle school.
20: Talk about something that happened in high school.
21: Talk about a time you had to turn someone down.
22: Talk about your worst fear.
23: Talk about a time someone turned you down.
24: Talk about something someone told you that meant a lot.
25: Talk about an ex-best friend.
26: Talk about things you do when you're sick.
27: Talk about your favorite part of someone else's body.
28: Talk about your fetishes.
29: Talk about what turns you on.
30: Talk about what turns you off.
31: Talk about what you think death is like.
32: Talk about a place you remember from your childhood.
33: Talk about what you do when you are sad.
34: Talk about the worst physical pain you've endured.
35: Talk about things you wish you could stop doing.
36: Talk about your guilty pleasures.
37: Talk about someone you thought you were in love with.
38: Talk about songs that remind you of certain people.
39: Talk about things you wish you'd known earlier.
40: Talk about the end of something in your life.

inzayned:

when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like

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(via laugh-til-ya-fart)

one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all:

audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*

(Source: how-ood, via 13swiftypotter7)

styleenvious:

eatcleanmakechanges:

se-ren-d-ipi-ty:

Read the second part.
Again.
And again.

THIS. THIS THIS THIS!!!!!

i know my heads fucked but my thighs still suck

(Source: thingsilearnedfromsatc, via castielwillavengesherlock)

funnybrunette:

do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you

like 

"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

(via 13swiftypotter7)

cedricdigory:

Have a nice ride back home!

(via 13swiftypotter7)

blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

(Source: blastortoise-chan, via wawaqueen)